If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, especially if the thing is cats.
Obviously we can all learn a thing or two from his wisdom. xD This particular quote is from his book, The Wide Window, from A Series of Unfortunate Events. The series is quite weird, and I'm not sure I could recommend it, but reading that quote should have given you a good idea what it's like.
Today, I nominate Mary Horton.